Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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