i think my mom watched the whole time
i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
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