i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
Randomize
