just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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