How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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