you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
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