you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
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