"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
Turns out, the guy I'm casually fucking has a girlfriend who's cheating on him with my sister's boyfriends brother who I fucked last year. And my sex life has now come full circle.
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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