no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
Sorry about the voicemail last night, people in hostel thought getting the clap from cheating on me wasn't enough and you hearing a 6 foot 5 Swedish dude bang the shit out of me was needed.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
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