id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
Ya’ll! My debit card got switched with my boss’ at lunch today (both Red Wells Fargo)....I realized it at whole foods AFTER I ran it for $100 at Vanity Room getting my vaj waxed 🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️. Most awkward IOU ever tomorrow.
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