So for his birthday I'm planning on doing what stripper did when she put the matches on her nipples..lights them n makes him blow them out..SEE I AM dating material.
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
you stole their roomba and ran out the door so that you could 'set it free'.
we found you passed out on lawn and the roomba bouncing back and forth on the sidewalk.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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