when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
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