4 words: hood of his car
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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