Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
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