There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
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