I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
My biology professor just used the phrase "dick fairy" in a sentence. No, it didn't make more sense in context.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
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