im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
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