If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
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