Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
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