He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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