Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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