When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
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