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(705): View more from Ontario

You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".

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(330): View more from Ohio

We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.

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(407): View more from Florida

I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.

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(208): View more from Idaho

aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.

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(703): View more from Virginia

Casually had to file a missing persons report last night

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(319): View more from Iowa

Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.

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(919): View more from North Carolina

I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..

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(386): View more from Florida

ELLEHCIM

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NYRMAK

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DRAHCIR

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WHAT??

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(780): View more from Alberta, CA

Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.

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