I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
If I die tonight somebody's going to have to let all my tinder matches know.
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
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