He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
Buhtt sex?
I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
So I got offered a job this morning based on being a "good role model for girls" and I am drunk at 330 in the afternoon in "celebration." sometimes, life is insane. But not so bad.
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
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