so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
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