So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
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