oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
Your parents are going to be so confused in the morning
More like pissed. but ill be sure to explain my pathological fear of terrorists hiding in the bathtub
I wish i could be there for it
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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