sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
I'm passing your future prison.
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
You did what with his pubic hair?
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