her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
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