is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
is it fun? or sober?
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
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