drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
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