Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
Randomize
