oh fat girl friday strikes again...
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
So the revenge porn my ex posted just resulted in a contract with a gay porn company. I'm going to make $8,000 this weekend. That would a breakup checkmate. Are you joining me in the legislative committee hearing tomorrow?
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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