stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
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