I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
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