I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I just woke up surrounded in unopened snacks
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
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