i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
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