he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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