im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
It's just like the Real World with babies
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
I can't put those talents on a resume
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
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