Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
I'm starting to think my role in the world is to inject batshit crazy, mentally unbalanced chicks with a dose of normal sperm.
In other news, I just burned my penis
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
I made my uber driver take a pit stop between clubs so we could restock on Xanax. #priorities
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
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