we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
you scanned your fake to get into the dorm last night and when the lady told you it was the wrong card you looked at her and said this is who i am thursday night
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
I will be naked everywhere
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
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