okay pat passed out under dana's car
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
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