That's when you crack a 10am beer
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
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