Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
My apartment stinks of burning failure
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