We got so high we made milksteak
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
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