did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
I'm going to buy you a pony but under one condition: you have to name it sarah jessika parker
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
The bouncer called to give me my shoes back when I got there he said " I'm all cool with fuvking bitches but when you try to to do it in my bar on the pool table you're gonna get chocked out every time"
At least you got your shooes
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
Randomize
