they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
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