walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
there is puke in my bra ... again
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