So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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