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People with herpes should wear stickers.
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
Only the sound of Friends and my gulping of wine are masking the sounds of my roommate getting laid
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
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