So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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