Have you finally orgasmed yet?
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
rolled in at 7am w/ 2 girls i met at the strip club. my neighbor was getting up to mow the lawn before he took his kids to school. i'm 31. he's younger. if given the chance, you think he'd want to switch places?
We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
I still have a little drunk in my system
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
He just kept going down on me. And he was all like, do you mind? No motha fucka, who would? All of his ex's, apparently. Whatever, he's a gem and I'm keeping him.
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