I heard we made out
Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
He texts me "what are you wearing" in the middle of the workday, so naturally I assume he's kidding and respond "the blood of my enemies" #foreveralone
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
I need a beard to bite.
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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