508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
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