sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
I don't know how I managed to chip the inside of my tooth w/ a turkey and cheeto sandwich, but I think that's what happened.
I'm sorry, a turkey and WHAT sandwich?!?!
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